Might as well be Tuesday for all that I know
This is not my floor, this is not my home
I can call the shots but pretend that I won't
I can hide for week then fuss and moan
'cause I'm a godawful friend
Would you like some pomp with your circumstance
Would you like a plea for another chance
The way that you a squirming like your gut feels a bad
Is something I don't want but just hope will pass
'cause I'm a godawful friend
I heard that people talk about people's things
I heard that people share their darkest dreams
I heard that there's a place where the people go
Tell me what it's like and I'll be snide and small
'cause I'm a godawful friend
Might as well be Tuesday for all that I know
Might as well try and then wish you never spoke
I can make you feel like a fraud in your home
I can make you feel like I can take a joke